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“If I were a doctor, I would diagnose every one of my clients with KARMA and punch them in the face.”

by kentique, 06.17 2010

I just invented KARMAPUNCH. You can’t complain after being karmapunched, because something good is going to happen to you in order to balance the universe. On the other hand, if you don’t believe in Karma, you can go around punching people in the face and getting thanked for it. It all works out.

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The Glory of Working Late

by kentique, 06.11 2010

In any field, there are few, passionate people constantly priding themselves on working late.

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Uniqlo-style Payment

by kentique, 01.16 2010

I like the branding of instant noodles by Japan Air Lines.  Its named as a pun, “Udon de Sky”, which sounds like “is it a udon?” in japanese.  My master taught me that you can get them for free if you tell them you are hungry any time during the flight.

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The Recession and the Creator

by kentique, 11.21 2008

This is a scene from “Beat” Takeshi’s ultimate B-class gag flick “Getting Any?” The protagonist gets mistaken for a Yakuza, and is forced to assassin the enemy boss.  He finds a salaryman about to commit suicide, and asks him to deliver a cake with a hidden bomb for the enemy boss.  Not knowing the cake [...]

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